Ways To Not Concede
When you can’t handle defeat
Go visit your friend Roy
Even read some Tolstoy
It’s very easy to not concede
Go fish in an ice hole
Or climb a metal pole
Then maybe read some tea leaves
Put your head in the sand
Travel to a new land
Just keep saying you didn’t lose
Find some people that agree
Courts then issue a decree
Keep nodding yes if you choose
Look for hope here and there
Say none of it was fair
List all the ways that things went wrong
Mention all the loopholes
Bring out all of the scrolls
Then ensure that nobody reads this song
